This week, the question burning a hole in my crop circle is: is it possible to ‘Dress Stylishly in Dosret’?
Seriously, it’s not Southampton innit but it’s still a big question. Especially for some of the horsey type Dosret laydees who don’t always look exactly what we call in Slovakia – marriage material. I, Busty have been on a retail therapy course and now can share with you how to stop looking like a skanky old baggage (joke!) and more like the townie people laughing and looking stylish in that shop Fat Bum Face, whatever.
My first advice is to totally go to New Look because this is a proper Dosret shop. Not many people know this and it has become very successful all over the world and the wide web. We should ‘buy local’. Myself, I can’t fit my luxury size hooters in any of their scrawny little tops but you will love this shop. If you are older than 25, you will need a teenage girl to shop with you. If you have no teenage girl, do what I do: borrow one! They are hanging round everywhere. Don’t think bad thoughts that this is shoplifting but rather a new current hobby among Dosret youngsters called ‘looking for a job’.