Frog clearer. Still in box. Clears all sizes of frogs. £20 OVNO.
Replica 19th century turnip peeler. Plays theme tune from BBC’s Timewatch. Battery powered (batteries not included). 12 guineas, no offers.
Cash paid for old beards. Best prices offered. Merkins also considered, collectors waiting. Call now.
Turnips – expensive OVNO.
Combine Harvester, well used, moderate turnip wear, £10,000. Would consider trade for dirty magazines.
Dirty mags for sale: 12 copies Country Life with moderate mud spatters on covers. To include free copy of April 9 issue with dog sick on centre spread. Offers?